such a cruel heart

sushisempai:

“Bow ties are cool!”

Hardison makes a Doctor Who reference on Leverage, one of many.

hardison… hardison, you have to make it through this because… because you’re my friend and i need you. do you hear me, alec? i need you!

(Source: thundercalls)

I never would have made it through that without you, you know that, right Parker?
That’s not true. Anyone can learn to hold their breath-
Thanks for not hanging up the phone.

(Source: echofades)

(Source: unalike)

- don’t ever do that again man, don’t do that again!
- i won’t. i won’t.

(Source: thundercalls)

fishnightlight:

ELIOT: She popped you, huh? I’ve been teaching her a couple things.
HARDISON: No, man, I had to help her out. I had to really sell it.
~
ELIOT: She got you, man. You got a little blood right there.
HARDISON: Yeah, she’s got a right hook like a freight train.
ELIOT: She put her hips into it like that?
HARDISON: I’m pretty sure she did.
ELIOT: That’s my girl, man!
HARDISON: Stop. Don’t teach people how to do that.

Leverage, 4x05 - The Hot Potato Job

(Source: black-nata)

(Source: unalike)

MY FAVORITE BROMANCES IN TELEVISION
Leverage ϟ Eliot Spencer and Alec Hardison

HARDISON: Let’s go over the code.
ELIOT: What code? We’re a couple of cops.
HARDISON: Unarmed cops. We may need to communicate in code. So look, I’ll casually mention Star Trek…
ELIOT: Great, ‘cause that comes up a lot.
HARDISON: It does!

fishnightlight:

PARKER: Oh, come on, guys. A potato?
HARDISON: Is that — Is that a bug? No, Parker, there’s no bugs. No one’s listening.
PARKER: Yeah, I got it. I get it. They want the “potato.”

Leverage, 4x05 - The Hot Potato Job

(Source: withoutrestraint)

Age of the geek baby. We run the world.

fishnightlight:

NATE: How you two doing with your little mini-Parker?
PARKER: I can’t believe you brought her here, by the way.
HARDISON: Okay, you know what, Parker? Look. You want to know why I made it green? Because your favorite color is green. You want to know why I named her after you? It’s because she’s based off of you. Parker, that’s why I was always asking you, “What are you thinking? How are you feeling?” Everything she knows, she learned off of you. I didn’t make her to replace you. I’d never want to replace you. She’s for you.
PARKER: I love it.
HARDISON: Really?
PARKER: Yeah. I’m gonna call her Hardy.

Leverage, 4x06 - The Carnival Job

don’t waste time

(Source: imalittleredtorvette)